Powerful Hands

No not like real strength or anything. I have this awesome knack, or ability as I like to call it to break shit. Not like I'm physically strong enough to break things. Mostly just by being near or around computers I can break them. This week I killed my laptop, my external hard drive, screwed up my work PC (but it is a PC), crashed something on my roommates computer and now my power door locks don't work. I'm sure the power locks aren't run by computers but I thought I could just throw that in there. My trunk is locked now but I ran around for a few days with an unlocked trunk with no ability to lock it. Thank gawd I have enough sense to strip my own car of anything valuable so that if someone did figure out that my car was unlocked I would be devastated by having anything stolen. I'm waiting for my iPhone to die or for the entire server at work to crash. Just a matter of time.