Things are gettin real bad here in America

It's not enough to just wait patiently as you fill your car with gas. I guess someone caught on to the fact that most Americans attention span is about 3.2 seconds and is capitalizing on that by adding a TV to gas stations. I initially thought that the sound was coming from the TV in the SUV next to me. Nope. It was coming from the TV mounted next to the gas pump. I believe it was channel 7 weather. It's bad enough that people can't talk on their cell phone and walk at the same time, stopping periodically to emphasize their point in the middle of say a Target aisle (can you tell I've had experience?), Now I have to wait for the butt monkey in front of me to finish watching ER after his tank has already filled. Jeez.