Oh, I weep for our future generations

It's ok to cry just a little. I went into my local mall and saw these shirts in a store that was obviously geared toward the younger demographic; possibly 14-18 year olds. Like I said, it's OK to cry a little. What are we teaching our children?

Trust you, You're a Virgin? Famous last words. You're probably also underage in which case some one's gettin 25-30

Hear that? All you gotta do is buy her an iPod and before you know it you'll be in divorce court fighting for custody of your 3 kids.

Go Hef! Great that a 15 year old knows what swinging is . . .

I'm just sick of seeing a million versions of this shirt. I get! OK, OK , Get a room and a pack of condoms, Sheesh!

Along with all of this rap music nowadays, our future is lookin pretty overpopulated and dim. Here is the start of a girl from "Girls Gone Wild". If they are going to breed young girls to think like this, GGW needs to offer stock options on the public trading market.

I guess personality, intelligence, humor and looks just went out the window so far as qualities in your possible date or even next significant other.

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