Me: So, I need a loaner for the amount of time my car will be here.
Service Writer (SW): Yes Ms. Dong-Stewart (I hate that), that should be no problem
SW: *typeity typeity type* Actually it looks like we currently don't have any Acura loaners *pause* I can set you up with Enterprise at no extra cost to you.
Me: (In my head) Noooooooooooooooooooo Down with American cars! Save ME!
Me: ok
SW: Great, let me call them and they will come pick you up to complete your paperwork.
Me: *snif sniff cry cry* (In my head) I wanted the TL again =(
About 10 minutes later a man rolls up in a effing huge Ford F150. And it goes a little something like this, hit it!
Me: Um. (Long awkward pause) Sir, I hope this isn't my loaner, I , uh, don't enjoy Ford's. At All.
Enterprise: *chuckle* No Ma'am I'm driving you to our office to pick up your loaner.
We arrive at the loaner office and after 10 minutes of paper work and a few Krispy Kreme's dude rolls up in this.
Are you high? It's Chevy Aveo. Again, are you using recreational drugs?
Fine whatever. I needed to run some errands and I know I can find shit to do during the week. So here I am rollin around in this tin can feeling really not so safe. I end up back a the dealership at the end of the day.
Me: SO I really appreciate that you could get me a loaner but I really don't feel safe in this car.
SW: Really? Why?
Me: Um, I don;t know, maybe it's that impending feeling of doom I get riding in it or the fact that the turn signals don;t work and I can't go over 65. *blank stare*
SW: Well we just got our TSX and TL loaners back in.
Me: *ears stand up* TL? Can I have the TL?
SW: *customer service fake smile* No I'm sorry ma'am I have to give a you a car that is comparable to the vehicle you currently own.
Me: In my mind my car is more like a TL.
SW: *courtesy laugh* No I'm sorry
Oh well. It was worth a try but for the next few days i have this to roll around in.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
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